Monday, July 2, 2012

Sexy Jokes - Adult Jokes


Sexy Jokes - Adult Jokes

Parda Aur panty me kya fark hai?


Ans:- parda utarne se kahani khatam hoti hai. Lekin panty utarne ke bad kahani ki suruwat hoti hai.




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Larki: Jaan Chotey Suraakh Mein Nahi, Bade Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Suraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha hai.
Larki: Suraakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jaega?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey to Andhere Mein Bhi Suraakh Mil Gaya.
Larki: Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein "HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA"


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Lady to DOCTOR:- tThakan bahut hoti hai. 


DOCTOR - Sex kitna krti ho.


Lady - daily.


DOCTOR - Sunday mat karo.


Lady- He Ram. Sunday hi to pati Ghar hote hai, unhe kaise manaa kru.


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Monkey takes Lady's bra and sits on tree.


Lady shouts:- "Niche daal, pls niche daal"


Monkey laughs & says:- "Besharam, shanti rakh, shuruwat Bra se hoti hai.."

3 comments:

  1. Laugh… Because smiling is the second best thing you can do with your mouth!

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  2. What about this one
    Aurat hakim se: Mujhe doodh nahi aata
    Hakim: Hum har chiz choos ke check krte hai.
    Aurat: Theek hai,
    pehle abba jan ko check ker lo unko 2 din se peshab nahi aaya
    Source funny non vej jokes

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