Monday, July 2, 2012

Sexy Hindi Jokes | Hot Hindi Jokes


Sexy Hindi Jokes | Hot Hindi Jokes

Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?


Bibi:- Hai ji. 


Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.


Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?


Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.

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One husband to his wife: - Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.

Wife: - You donkey, if you learn to f**k, we can remove driver, Gardner & watchman also.

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Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai. 


Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.


Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho? 
Doctor:Checkup ke liye


Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.


Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.


Girl:- kya kar rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Aids checkup. 


Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

3 comments:

  1. संता: मुझे जहर देना
    दुकानदार: पहले डॉक्टर से लिखा के लाओ
    संता अपनी शादी का कार्ड दिखाता है.
    दुकानदार: बस कर यार रुलाएगा क्या बड़ी बोतल या छोटी
    Source Funniest Santa Jokes

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  2. EK LADKA DOCTOR KE PASS GAYA UR BOLA DOCTOR SAHAB MERA KHARA NAI HOTA
    DOCTOR NE BOLA YE TO MERA DO MINUTE KA KAM HA
    USNE NURSE KO BULAYA UR USSE KAHA BRA UTARO FHIR PATIENT SE PUCHA KHADA HUA VO BOLA NAI
    FHIR SALWAR UTARWAI FHIR PUCHA TO BOLA NAI
    FHIR PANTY UTARVAI FHIR PECHA KHADA HUA VO BOLA NAI DOCTOR KO GUSSA AA GAYA UR BOLA MADARCHOD BEHANCHOD TERA KHDA NAI HUA MERA PAINT FHAR KE BAHAR AA GAYA

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