Monday, July 2, 2012

Sexy Hindi Jokes | Hot Hindi Jokes


Sexy Hindi Jokes | Hot Hindi Jokes

Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?


Bibi:- Hai ji. 


Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.


Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?


Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.

***************************

One husband to his wife: - Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.

Wife: - You donkey, if you learn to f**k, we can remove driver, Gardner & watchman also.

***************************

Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai. 


Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.


Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho? 
Doctor:Checkup ke liye


Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.


Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.


Girl:- kya kar rahe ho? 
Doctor:- Aids checkup. 


Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

Popular Posts